awkwardvagina:

so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed 

milktree:

you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum

Anonymous asked: Best sex ever?

Not you

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

Werkin it on reception and it’s boring so gimme some typing to read

• Hagrid: you're a wizard, harry
• Harry: bitch I might be